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The Swedish fish poem

by Elin

 

Au Pair's we are in New York

Doing some great ass hard work.

To take care of kids

it's like building pyramids

give me some heavy Steroids!

The Swedish Fish we are

Brilliant like a fancy sports car

and very popular at the drunk local bar

We like to drink Bud-light

to stay ass tight

cuz we're pretty awesome, aight!

 

we like to party like a rock star

but watch out, it can be bizarre.

"Sorry that I honked your horn"

damn, I wish I was never born

"Hey don't be so naive!"

that's a word you don't wanna receive.

 

Julia has the words

Ida got the moves

Emma has a thing for wizards

and Elin got the grooves

 

Mathilda shakes her hair

Lovisa takes the nanny boys

Matilda belongs at the day-care

And Lulu loves the bad boys

 

We love to play

sometimes even gay

especially late, on a Saturday

We can be a bit witty

woozy and floozy

even act a little goosey

But we mean no harm

we just want you to fall for our charm

 

I hate that no one can pronounce my name

maybe its because you're just stupid and lame

You think you're so cool

with that beer in your tiny barstool

but face it, you're such a fool

 

We fucking rock this place

move your ass and give us the space!

We shake it on the dance floor

even fool around with a sophomore

only cuz I drank to many cosmos

 

We are the Swedish crew

and we taste like chocolate fondue

we know you love us

if not?

then you belong to the circus!

 

Puss och hej, leverpastej!